Record Exports?

What? How can this be? Weren't we losing all our jobs overseas? Outsourcing is going to be the death of our economy, right? We can't compete with those $2/hour workers in China, can we? The trade deficit was the death of the dollar, wasn't it?

Record exports? That's gotta be a lie. We'll get on those numbers right after we figure out what was wrong with the Ohio vote tally.