President rox_publius Issues Statement

Dear world,

We appreciate your concern regarding the natural disaster that has so ravaged our Gulf Coast. In lieu of accepting the aid you were undoubtedly about to proffer, we would ask that you assign these funds to your own disaster relief efforts. In turn, we will be using those funds which we have earmarked for the next 100 years of natural disasters elsewhere to rebuild our own states.

Thank you again for your gestures of generousity, and we assure you that the funds freed by this arrangement will be put to good use.

Sincerely,

The Great Satan